Why Must There Be People On Stilts?
The first weekend of college football has come and gone. If you were like me you were feasting on football all weekend and it was grand. Of course, there's always going to be things that just annoy the $%#! out of me while watching games. Let's just call these items:

"The $%#! That Pissed Me Off"

Number 5: Why do car dealerships insist on commercials involving people on stilts? Do they think that I, as a consumer, will be sitting at home watching my game and suddenly decide to purchase a car because of the circus atmosphere? People on stilts have scared me since I first saw them at the circus when I was 10; things have not changed. They're freaks!

Number 4: Why did Notre Dame receive a preseason number 2 ranking? Was it just me or did anyone else notice how they struggled against an unranked team Saturday night? I'm so sick of the media hype they get just because they're Notre Dame and I can't wait to see them lose this season.

Number 3: Chicks who cheer for every single play made during a game. These girls produce a shrill sound (no exaggeration) for anything and quite frankly gals, you're making the rest of us who actually know about sports look bad. Please stop!

Number 2: I got a lot of $%#! from one particular jackass last week because I said that no one really cares about college football out West. I still feel that way! By the way, did you see how Tennessee beat the crap out of California? What did I tell you?!

Number 1: For those of you who watched the FSU/Miami game last night, it appears that the Miami offense picked up right where they left off during the Peach Bowl last year. Good grief. That $%#! really pissed me off!

That's it for now.